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Trial Date Set For Cat Who Put Spaghetti Sauce In Refrigerator Without Date...
Sequim, WaA court date has been set in Clallam County for a cat accused of a crime that resulted in the untimely death of what neighbors called a “good amount of spaghetti sauce.”Katie, a 4-year-old,...
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Trees Found Beheaded Were Victims Of Terror, Police Say
Edmonds, WAA 10-year-old Douglas Fir Tree and his 9-year-old brother were found ruthlessly beheaded by an elderly cat outside her residence in east Edmonds.Edgar Scott, and Jacob Wood were previously...
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Gas Explosion Caused By Fiber One Bars Not Faulty Pipeline, ATF Says
Edmonds, WAThree Lynndale Elementary School classrooms were completely destroyed yesterday by a terrifying series of gas explosions that hospitalized nine and injured over 20 cats and kittens....
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Support Grows For Limiting String in Local Schools
Edmonds, WAA bill that would ban the sale of string and yarn in school vending machines and school stores is gaining momentum in the legislature, as Washington combats a troubling rise in school-age...
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Bag Of Garbage Seen Wandering "Probably Homeless" Neighbors Say
Lynnwood, WALocals say a half-filled, black, Hefty Drawstring Garbage Bag seen prowling the 181st and 67th Avenue area this past week was most likely homeless.The bag was spotted hiding near a tomato...
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Local Spider Takes Credit For Successful Three Car Accident
Everett, WAA local spider today claimed responsibility for a successful three car crash that spun the days of more than seven Humans into a tailspin.Frederico Gagnon, a 6-month-old Brown Recluse...
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"Birth Control Glasses" Successful In Preventing Unwanted Pregnancies, Study...
Seattle, WAIn the future, cats who decide they want to have kittens later in life may have an easy option, a removable contraceptive device that stops potential partners from approaching and ultimately...
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Toilet Paper Tastes Bad, Cats Say
Mukilteo, WALocal cats gathered in a town hall-styled forum Monday night to debate the merits of eating toilet paper. Seventeen cats in all, ranging in age from 1 to 14 years of age met in the local...
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Donuts, Apple Fritters, Linked To Tourette Cure, Study Finds
Seattle, WAIn a recent study of cats combating Tourette Syndrome, cats and kittens who ate donuts produced markedly increased amounts of dopamine, a chemical key to the brain's reward system that is...
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Local Cat Says He Built Entire House Without A Level
Seattle, WAA local cat heavily concerned with the environment decided he could build an entire home using only "found materials," and recycling everything, right down to the nails.To build the home, he...
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Forklift Removes Cat From Home Filled With Toilet Paper Rolls
Edmonds, WAEdmonds firefighters cut a hole in the roof of a home today to extricate a cat from his second-floor bedroom after his collection of toilet paper rolls finally trapped him there. Benjamin, a...
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Working, Jobs, Linked To Depression, Study Finds
Seattle, WAA new study out of the University of Washington suggests cats and other animals who spend time working or studying run the risk of developing depression. Since the 1990s working at a job...
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Cat Who Took On Plastic Pumpkin Called A “Hero”
Lynnwood, WAA local cat was hospitalized this morning after being brutally attacked by a violent Orange, Plastic Halloween Pumpkin outside a home in Lynnwood, following a trend showing these type of...
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Local Cat Beaten In Bar Fight Over Pretzel
Edmonds, WAA local cat was beaten in a bar brawl that involved 6 cats Saturday evening, police said. The cat, a 4-year-old, neutered Domestic Short Hair named Tater Tot is in satisfactory condition at...
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Spike In Pumpkin Suicides Following Halloween Blamed On Depression
Edmonds, WAYesterday a 3-month-old pumpkin named Betty, who had been deployed for the previous weeks as a Decorative Hand-Carved Halloween Pumpkin, died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in...
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New Study Finds Food Habit Forming
Seattle, WAA survey of about 500 Seattle-area cats revealed that of cats who eat food, almost a third worry about becoming addicted to it and wanting to eat it again. Those surveyed said they are now...
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Sudden Loss Of Microwave Leaves Local Cat Grief Stricken, Devastated
Edmonds, WAEvelyn, a 7-year-old, spayed Domestic Long Hair whose microwave broke at the end of summer, said she finds life without it “difficult and uncertain” and says she has been devastated by the...
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Banana Creme Pie Shortage Looming, Scientists Warn
Seattle, WADiners and bistros everywhere may be facing dire menu updates if researchers are correct that banana crème pie populations are in decline. North American Banana Crème Pies are an indigenous...
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Local Cat Charged In Inflatable Snowman Murder
Edmonds, WAA cat accused of killing a giant inflatable snowman last month told police he stabbed the snowman because it would not stop smiling at him, according to newly filed court documents.The...
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Local Cat Says He Lived In Fear After Farting In Crowded Elevator
Seattle, WAA local cat and father of three admitted today that he has been living in fear ever since he farted in a crowded elevator.Willie, a 1-year-old, neutered Domestic Short Hair, had recently...
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Cat Placed On National Organ Transplant Waiting List Receives Baby Grand
Edmonds, WAA local cat is alive and in good spirits today after hoping for and receiving an organ transplant that changed her life forever.Shortly after her birthday last month, Tyber, a 12-year-old,...
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Donut Who Suffered Heart Attack Blames Own Ingredients
Edmonds, WAA 2-day-old raspberry-filled, powdered sugar coated donut named Ken stated in court Friday that his heart attack was the fault of the bakery who made him. A lawyer representing the donut...
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Supplements May Help Snowmen Fight Deadly Bone Disease, Say Scientists
Washington, DCAccording to a new report from the CDC, supplements of calcium and vitamin D can significantly reduce bone loss and the risk of fractures in older people, including snowmen. The detailed...
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Creeping Ivy Acquitted Of Double Tree Murder
Edmonds, WAA clump of ground-creeping ivy accused of murdering 2 trees was acquitted today in Snohomish County Court on grounds of insanity. In early 2008 the ivy, a 15-year-old clump of English Ivy...
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Godzilla Admits He Was A Victim Of Bullying As A Young Reptile
Edmonds, WA In an exclusive interview today Godzilla told the Kitty City Gazette he was bullied as a young reptile.Long before he crushed cars, buildings and countless Japanese people to death,...
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